My soup

ask-akira-natsumi:

the-rain-monster:

soft-goth-ryou:

carnivaldog:

gameandwatch:

dirtycartunes:

wtf

how are you getting that much momentum on the third kick

Because of swinging that head around real fast. Same effect as a whip.

This is super badass, goddang.

These are so hard to pull off

I like his solid landing on his left foot.

pretty sure i reblogged this before but now i have an explanation for the third kick

the-chubby-nerd:

sixpenceee:

Victor Noir is more famous for his death and his grave than for his life. He was a journalist who was shot dead. To mark his grave, a bronze statue of the man lying down as if just shot was erected. This statue has since become something of a fertility symbol.

Due to the naturalistic style of the sculpture there is a fold in Noir’s trousers which make him appear to be aroused. Myth says that placing a flower in the top hat after kissing the statue on the lips and rubbing its genital area will enhance fertility, bring a blissful sex life, or, in some versions, a husband within the year. This is located at the Père Lachaise cemetery in Paris

"Honey our pregnancy test came back negative we have to go rub the statue’s dick again"